And now for something completely different - Halloween Costumes of the Damned.

Cracked.com provides a list of costumes that, frankly, if you see at a party you should just call it a night and go home. You'll be happier and the police will appreciate one less missing person.

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This is for the best, God's lawyer would have taken Nebraska to the cleaners.

And yes, it's a great song.

Summing up ethanol.

Sure, you may be killing pandas if you're Conservative. But at least people aren't starving to death from the West using corn-based Ethanol.